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also known as the don killuminati. An album by 2pac shakur. So called because the title song was thought of, written, composed and released in 7 days. The number 7 is related to the belief tha 2pac is alive.
e.g. his age when he "died" 25 (2+5=7) and the fact that he survived for 7 days before he "died".
person1: have you heard the seven day theory?
person2: Not only have i heard it but i believe it!!
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The practice of doing a second wrong deed after being caught doing a first wrong deed, with the hope that you'll probably just be punished once.
Larry: Oh man! The Double Transgression Theory! It's like when a dog is sent outside because he pee'd on the rug, so knowing he's already in trouble he takes a hotdog off the table on his way out. Brilliant.
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The Chocolate/Bacon Theory (CBT) states that if you present any food that does not already contain either chocolate or bacon (as this would contradict the Unified Theory of Chocolate and Bacon), its taste will be prominent or non-altered when adding said foods.
Chocolate/Bacon Theory Equation:
f + cb >= f
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The Crazy Pussy/Coochie/Cooch/Cooter Theory: The experience intensity is directly correlated her craziness. Also known as the Bear Trap Theory (don't stick things in Bear Traps).
That girl is a walking example of the crazy pussy theory, now she's stalking me, she burned my car to a crisp yesterday. But it's so good that I have to see her again tonight.
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The first 3-4 months of a relationship. Everything seems to be "perfect"- no problems, no arguments, and sex is a common thing. If The Grace Period was a smell, it would smell like roses. Once The Grace Period is over the person you once loved changes into the person you will soon hate. Sex becomes a thing of the past, conversing is replaced by arguing, hugging and kissing is replaced by slapping and pushing, and your relationship turns into a jail sentence. You ask yourself, "How did I get myself into this mess". Looking at your partner becomes as hard as listening to Nickelback. Your social life is non-existant, either because all of your friends hate who your partner has become or they can't stand the person your partner has turned you into. Once The Grace Period is over, it's only a matter of time before your relationship is as well. Only a few are lucky enough to maintain a successful relationship after The Grace Period has concluded.
Couple during The Grace Period Theory:
Male- "Hey babe! What do you want to do tonight?"
Female- "As long as I'm with you; nothing else matters"
*Male starts to smile intensely*
Male- "I love you"
*Female drops to her knees and unzips his pants*
Couple after Grace Period:
Male- *sighs* "What do you want to do tonight"
Female- "First of all, I'm the woman! You're suppose to decide what we're doing and where we're going! Secondly, it better be somewhere nice! I endured that cheap bull a few months ago but not anymore!"
Male- "Forget this! You shouldn't tell me what to do! I'm your boyfriend not your employee!"
Female- "Shut up and make me a sammich"
Couple after the relationship:
Female- "I can't believe I ever loved that loser, he didn't even make that much! God damn community college student"
Girl friends reply- "Yeah, girl- we told you from the start that he was a loser"
Male friends- "We told you, bro. She was ugly and a bitch"
Male- "Yeah, I know... But I kind of miss her..."
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"Women are like parking spaces: The good ones are always taken."
The theory that when unsure of whether or not a woman is single, that the likelihood of her being taken is directly correlated to how desirable she is.
Guy 1: I'm pretty interested in her but I'm not sure if she's seeing someone already.
Guy 2: A girl like her? Parking Lot Theory says you're too late.
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A groundbreaking theory in biology developed by an elephant who saved a bunch of tiny people called "who". It states that all psychobiological life systems are diminutive in comparison to a greater, larger life system (life systems become infinitely big). In "Dexter's Laboratory", Dexter worked with this theory in order to analyze a civilization much smaller than ours.
This theory is quite prevalent in the cartoon realm.
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