A term coined in November of 2020 referring to the men on social media pretending to be cowboys, or pretending to do activities most generally considered to be those of actual landowners and beef producers. They most generally live in a populated urban center (town), renters, drive a truck that has the suspension altered in way to guarantee life-long front end problems, gives free advertising to hunting/outdoor companies (Salt Life) in the form of stickers on the back windshield of said wore-out truck, wears apparel designed for those who rodeo and/or work cattle when in actuality they are sacred of large animals. Other characteristics: Avid hunters of other people’s land, over extended on credit, 50% chance non-completion of high school, when asked what there favorite music is...it’s always Red Dirt.
Kyle, Chad, and Derek have really turned into a bunch of internet cowboys since they retired from gay porn.
An internet spelunker is someone who wanders the web looking to find unusual, old, and hard to reach information. They may do this in many ways including but not limited to browsing TOR, deep webbing, torrenting, looking for obscure search terms, browing 4chan, and following links on defunct web sites. Internet spelunkers often have large collections of unusual images and strange web addresses they have found and can find almost anything you're looking for nomatter how obscure even if it may take them a little while to find it.
Damnit, 4chan has failed to find the source of that pic. Anyone know an internet spelunker?
An Internet Supervillain is normally described as someone who has high social power, primarily in their league, be it Youtube, Twitter, Reddit, or any other site. They can often be suckers for creating utter chaos and turn comment sections into complete warzones with any accomplices, allies, or followers. Overall they tend to be very unique depending on the individual. Examples of people who qualify as Internet Supervillains would include leafyishere, MeiAIDS, and likely Quackity.
" Wait, some maniac is beginning to grow big on Reddit and use their followers to harass other people? Sound the Internet Supervillain alarm! "
Usually accompanied by mild insomnia, it is the feeling one has as they try to cease browsing the internet but find they are unable to stop. The result is that one slowly drifts on into the unending space of the web.
Thought #1: I should really go to bed...
Thought #2: No... Just one more link.
(...)
Thought #73: Oh god: I've been drifting for 5 hours. A bad case of Internet Inertia tonight.
A online user who decides it's cool to play games when they have the internet speed of a Toaster that is toasting toast.
I'm playing Super Mario Maker 2 Online. But it takes forever, someone has toaster internet
When you're on the computer and one of your friends logs out before you get to say goodbye.
Coolguy118: Alright well I'm going for the night, See ya.
*Coolguy118 has logged out*
IcanHas96: Bye!
IcanHas96: Damn it! Another Internet Goodbye!
Receiving copious amounts of likes and accolades on social media outlets i.e. Facebook and Instagram.
Person 1: Yo, did you see that new picture of Cortez running with the bulls in Pamplona?
Person 2: Yeah dude, he's so getting internet laid right now.