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A sport designed for people who like the cold, hills and exercise induced asthma. Some find it fun, but for most it closely resembles some form of personal hell. It is very common to have some type of traumatic childhood experience associated with a forest, the cold, exhaustion and having wooden boards strapped to your feet. Although frequently associated with old people, and knits, it is the second most popular winter sport globally. The vast majority of racers are men.
Oh yeah, and it also is the sport that produces the most fit athletes. Period.
Person 1: Hey want to go cross country skiing?
Person 2: HELL NO! When I was 12, my mom took me cross country skiing, and it was so hard and tiring and I almost died. I swore I would NEVER do that again.
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La Crosse is a city in Wisconsin. La Crosse has only 55,000 people in it. It is are a major drinking city. La Crosse has the most bars on one street in the whole nation (thats crazy considering we only have 55,000 people), two huge breweries that supply alot of alcohol to the midwest and the rest of the nation, and the worlds largest six pack. Alcohol prices are really low, and our bars always have cheap drinks and really good specials. The Octoberfest in La Crosse is the second biggest in the world, second only to Berlin, Germany. If someone from Wisconsin tries to enter a drinking contest down south, most places wont even let you join. Wisconsin is the drunkest state in America, and La Crosse is the drunkest city in Wisconsin. There are three colleges: UWL, Virterbo, and WWTC.
If he's from La Crosse, Wisconsin he is a really good drinker.
La Crosse, Wisconsin is a good place to party.
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A hoe who acts like she gon' give it up but she never do and she give it to another asshole.
Daaamn, Judy is one double crossing bitch.
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Lives and breathes for cross country season. Similar to a trackie.
The cross country geeks have a meet today.
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The sport of getting chased by, or more oftentimes chasing after, sweaty Kenyans.
Cross Country running is a great way to improve your heart, lungs, and legs.
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Two people who care immensely for each other and due to their matching freckles, must be together.
Sorta like Star-crossed lovers But way cooler
My boyfriend and I are "Freckle-crossed Lovers"
a group of guys and girls that like to pee on other rival schools.
"did you hear the FCHS Cross Country team can't run the first two track meets?"
"yeah, they pissed on fossil"