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Jerk chicken

Game played by married man, in which he attempts to masturbate (jerk off) in another room from his wife. He is playing a game of chicken, trying to finish before she catches him.

The wife and I were watching a movie when she decided to go take a shower. I played a game of jerk chicken in the media room, hoping I would finish before she came back.

by Stinkpot December 9, 2013

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jerked off

The act of Jerking somebody off... sexual

this one's for you Melissa!

Daniel jerked some guy off! (ewww)

by D January 16, 2005

54๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slow Jerk

A slow jerk is the term used when you think something is lame or stupid. It is usually accompanied by a slow jerking off motion.

Brianna: Sweetie, lets watch that new lifetime movie I saw an ad for!!

Rick: (while doing a slow jack off motion) Oh.. oh... Oh yeah.... what a slow jerk....

by FirstOneToPukeDrives July 13, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


jerking the chain

Casually jerking off.

"Yo, I walked in on your lil bro with his hand down his pants.."
"No problem dude, he was just jerking the chain"

by Jsmacky August 8, 2017


Jerk Safari

The act of Masturbating in every house or new place you go to and calling it your Jerk Safari. Photos are taken for memories.

Charlie: Yeah bro I've been on a 24 year jerk safari with no end in sight!

Stranger: Thats great man.

Charlie: Fuck oath champ!

by Mr Floral shirt June 13, 2014


base jerking

When you masterbate to ejaculation without ever touching the head of your penis.

I wanted a new challenge, so I started base jerking.

by BOUS Master November 22, 2017


jerk herp

Someone that gives you herpes by jerking you off while sucking penis.

Jacqueline gave Timmy a Jerk herp on his dick while giving felacio.

by O.G Unknown September 18, 2019