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Game played by married man, in which he attempts to masturbate (jerk off) in another room from his wife. He is playing a game of chicken, trying to finish before she catches him.
The wife and I were watching a movie when she decided to go take a shower. I played a game of jerk chicken in the media room, hoping I would finish before she came back.
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The act of Jerking somebody off... sexual
this one's for you Melissa!
Daniel jerked some guy off! (ewww)
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A slow jerk is the term used when you think something is lame or stupid. It is usually accompanied by a slow jerking off motion.
Brianna: Sweetie, lets watch that new lifetime movie I saw an ad for!!
Rick: (while doing a slow jack off motion) Oh.. oh... Oh yeah.... what a slow jerk....
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"Yo, I walked in on your lil bro with his hand down his pants.."
"No problem dude, he was just jerking the chain"
When someone is slacking off or mesisng around.
"Monte, stop Jerk Dirkin' around and paint the fireplace."
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1. A term used to describe the sexual act of any three or more men in a circular formation digitally manipulating one another to orgasm and upon completion saying "Hee hee hee snort snort."
2. A circle jerk for erkel nerds.
Q: "Have you ever gotten really drunk and performed an erkel jerk?"
A: "God, I sure hope not."
When a woman/man gives a man a hand job who hasn't shaved or bathed in years.
Dane: I gave Jim the best jungle jerk.
Austin: That's so gross dude.