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The act of jumping in motion, instead of running or sprinting. Mainly encountered in: every Xbox game. To do this press forward on the left joystick and rapidly press the (A) button. It is believed that this makes it harder for snipers and sprayers to hit said person doing the "Halo Jumping." This was first invented in Halo 2 in which multiplayer was first invented for Xbox. This is why it's called "halo jumping" for it originated in a Halo game.
Look at this gay little halo jumper, doesn't he know that "halo jumping" doesn't work in Call of Duty. *speaker then headshots the said halo jumper*
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a sexual act in which while having anal intercourse with a female, a male teleports said female to a public location while simutanelously ejaculating in and around her anal cavaty. the male then teleports away leaving the embarassed female behind to be mocked.
Ben: Hey man, where's that hoe you brought home last night?
Spencer: Man, I decided to jump her ass to Manhattan. That bitch is gonna have one crazy time getting home.
Ban: Damn yo.
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The time of the night when a person finally cleans the sand out of their vagina and starts drinking and having fun.
Maybe if we both drink enough we can convince Andy to jump the sand and start to drink too.
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a jumping bean is a person of non-latino heritage who assumes a latino accent when saying words in spanish. I have to clarify that one can say the proper word without assuming the accent.
I saw mr. hernandez (pronounced "Hairnondayz" with thick, sent-up latino accent) on the street today.
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Legend tells of diabolical creatures spawned from ancient times. These menacing organisms birthed from the depths of the black swap and terrorized north-western Ohio for centuries. However, in 1910 the Bowling Green State University was founded and constructed over the black swap destroying their natural habitat. The demon like creatures hunt students from the bushes at night, scaring their pants off in a vengeful rage. Stories are told of only one man who knows the secrets of the black swap, a one
Paul. J. Olscamp. Yet, the legend ends with him allegedly locking himself away in the archives so nobody may learn of the secrets.
"Hey, did you hear lars totally got gnar'd by those jumping jahosafats brotendo?"
"Wha? Im too stoked up on that latenight-sunrise and these beeroids to give a chest fly about shit."
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A combination of Jump the shark and Nuke the fridge for the most epic of failures.
That Nintendo conference at E3 really jumped the fridge.
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