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A friend who you will often make plans with and then last minute they cancel on you and don't show up. Often due to weddings or being whipped
Hey man you j bushed me by not showing up this weekend when you said you would be there
Blow Job after period sex.
Dude that girl gave me the best Bleed J.
A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.
"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"
"... That was me man..."
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A cologne prominent in the gay community. Known for its extreme effectiveness at covering up the smell of man butthole. Smells like a pumpkin spiced latte mixed with dry semen. Two smells of which also make it a powerful pheromone amongst homosexuals. If used outside of urban areas it will attract bears which then have the sudden urge to violate said user. Another popular use.
Bro, I walked into this gay bar by accident the other night so I bolted the fuck out!
How do you know it was a gay bar?
Well it was filled with dudes and it reeked of J Crave.
Touché....
A way of life that revolves around the J Live Pack.
If you like Ronnie J , you’ll LOVE Ronnie J Live.
Damn! This J Live Pack is hitting different!
A fat fucking twat who needs to shove their head down a toilet the ugly bastard. The most retarded person you know who will be eating mcdonalds 24 hours a day.
When Christians drop "Jesus" into a conversation unexpectedly.
Me: "So I'm thinking of going on a diet...maybe I'll do Atkins..."
Christian: "Yeah! Well Jesus fasted didn't he?"
They just J-bombed/J-bombing