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Refering to masturbation and the internet joke saying that every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.
ex: 1guy 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK MY CAT JUST DIED?!!?!?!
guy 2: uhhhhh......hahaha
ex: 2 guy 1: ughhh dude i was just killing a kitten to that miley cyrus video.
guy 2: what the hell man shes as old as your daughter?
guy 1: what? huh? no way. who cares..
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The first time your wife lets you hit it after she's been withholding sex for so long you could swear there's cobwebs in her birth canal. Just like killing a real spider, desperation rules, and the only option is to get the job done as quickly as possible.
John: Liz asked me to kill the spider last night...
Jim: Wow, what did you do to piss her off in the first place?
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Say if i told a joke for example... and it was funny the first time... and someone else kept bringing it up i would say .. dont kill it. or ... you jst killed it... as in you made the funny joke not funny. it taggs on to sentences like. funny guy... dont kill it .. thats most common . it doesnt have to be a joke it could be a special funny moment .
I cant think of any examples... but you should get it already ... if u dont.. just email me and ive put an example on definition kinda :) GOODAY MATE :p . just ignore this .... dont kill it
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See example. It translates to "Go away and do whatever you were doing before bothering me."
"Go on about your rat killing."
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when you take your own life then you live no more
i'm gunna go and kill myself when i finish work cuz i've had a fucking nuff of the living in the world bag of shit it is (good bye)
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a phrase used often in oldham social circles, particularly at hotel woodhouse, many plots to 'kill em' are generally thought up when everyone is on pills.
'lets go and kill em'
'kill em'
'em em em em em'
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Everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten.
Mikey was caught killing kittens to Porn on the net.
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