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Have you checked out the definition of "hoe life or no life"?
You are not really a hoe.
Dude1:hoe life or lifeless
Dude2:no,human life or no life
Dude1:no
Dude2:no
Dude1:no
Dude2:NONONONO
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This is what you say after something bad happens to you.
1. Tripping and falling on the ground - you say "my life my life"
2. Your girlfriend breaks up with you
3. You get hit by a bus
4. You accidently cut yourself
5. You cant think of any more examples for something
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If you having a bad day of getting bullied or something you say the phrase ‘life is lemons and lemons is life’ to basically move on and try to forget it.
“I’m having such a bad day today,life is lemons and lemons is life” (oh well)
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Your life is such a sham that even a sham wow can’t help you
Lmao I’m in such deep shit my sham life/life’s a sham
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A thing that is mostly not a honour given by your parents. Most times cancerous.
Me: Mom, why do you give me Life?
Mom: Because it is cancerous.
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When you think about yourself and your fake friends more than your kids.
Years tend to go by and no one will marry you. Due to the fact that the bar life was your hangout.
This is a sad day for many when Kristy wakes up in her 40's too realize that the bar life was all that mattered.
Don't forget about Joe that loved you the most.
Palmer: Why has nobody married Kristy?
Dan: Dude she can't keep her legs closed!
Palmer: That's what happens when you think that the bar life is got you by the balls.