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The air turns your lungs into popcorn
Doctor: Sir, have you been smoking.
Guy: No? Why?
Doctor: Your lungs have turned to dust.
Guy: Oh yeah that!
Doctor: You knew?
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Doctor: Also you have several stab wounds.
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
London is the bestest friend you could ever imagine. She’s always there for me and she’s soooo supportive. She’s had a hard life at home but always manages to put a smile on her face. She’s very funny and extremely pretty even if she doesn’t think she is. She might not know it yet but she really is the only reason im still here today, I love her so much.
I love London! London loves big black c
She probably is one of the most caring people you will ever meet. Has beautiful eyes and can make anyone laugh with her outgoing personality to match her beautiful smile.
A bad bitch she don’t gaf about no nigga that she alr had and can have again
Women:I want her boyfriend
London:girl take him and I can get him right back
The most amazing girl to ever exist. She's funny, talented, an amazing artist, and deserves all the love in the world. She means everything to me and if i could scream to the world how much i lover her, i would. I love you, London.
person: man, that girl was so amazing. did you happen to catch her name?
person 2: i dunno. she must've been a london or something.
London is the most prettiest most amazing girl ever, she never gives up and she always has the best attitude. She’s so smart and she’s always the teachers favorite. But if you get on her bad side she won’t pause to beat yo ***. She’s nice to everyone who’s nice to her and stands up for her friends.
Person 1: i wish i had a friend like london
person 2: me too.
An amazing, funny, perfect, ABSOLUTELY SMOKING HOT, loves anime, and is the one girl no one can take their eyes off.