Sexy beast with a great hair style. Loves to shag but only lasts 15 minutes. A born captain and is a great baller.
He has The biggest dick you might have ever seen and it feels amazing to have sex with him
I just had sex with a Louis heß and it was insane😅
A narcissist, that everyone hates to love. Lowkey pedo and predator, but he’s getting better.
Currently 20
Some 14 yearold girl: omg louis Cunningham is so hot but he only likes French woman that peg him :( but I’m 14 so I may have a chance
Signed a treaty but his head is now in a basket, do whatever you want because he is super dead
A: do you think we should ask king Louis?
B: King Louis is super dead
In the movie "History of the World part I", 'Death to King Louis!' is followed by a loogie, so....
meaning a hand job with spit in the hand
"I didn't feel like giving him a blow job, so I gave him a King Louis!"
A specie of bird which makes incredibly sexual and loud noise to attract food and females.
His attributes can turn from woman boobs to pecs.
His usual activity is to touch people and hum. His humming can turn fatal if standing too close to the source.
-Special attributes : Penis grows with each summer growth spurt. Is a diva.
Look at this Paul Louis in its natural habitat!
Paul-Louis is an odd creature, he enjoys magic, ponies and has the special power being completely what the fuck. His favorite song is the opera interpretation of "dance of the sugar fairy" he will steel your heart... and your genitals in just one swift look. He looks like a flamboyant bishopony and he is recognizable by the sparkles that fly at each step he takes.
It's Paul-Louis !! Run! He will tickle your eyeball.