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See the unicorn and the lion
This one is pretty self explainable
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Mason is a tall bloke with a large resemblance to your average American pedophile. what's worse is that he has the habits of one too. Mason loves to touch young children, especially on public transport, while recording it. This man also LOVES driving past all the local schools to survey the area. the abuse of alcohol in his life is not uncommon. this ultimately leads to a deadly combination of his bloodlust and his favourite whiskey (the wife beater 9000)
person 1: I really pulled a Mason Morixbauer-Wheeler this afternoon when my wife crashed the car.
Person 2: A Mason?
Person 1: Yeah, a Mason Morixbauer-Wheeler
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This is a school in Naples, it makes you fairly depressed. Nobody who goes there likes it except for NeRdS.
Mason Classical Academy’s teachers are super annoying and nosy but anyways it’s sucks ass
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A Mason Jar that an Onlyfans Girl has farted in... Sold, Sealed and shipped Priority Mail. Its extra if you put sprinkles in it.
Man 1: Dude I hope Colleen Had some spicy Tacos for my Pink Mason Jar, extra beans.
Pedro: Me too Man.
20 minutes Later:
Man 1: Okay ill Only sniff half the jar...
(Man 1 sniffs the jar.)
Man 1:Wow there extra beans im sorry i sniffed the whole jar i couldnt help it, that was spicy.
Pedro: Its okay man ill eat the sprinkles
You are a 10 year old boy, who goes to school. You are happy and you like pokemon.
A day hwere you can kick people called mason!
Oh shit- i forgot its kick a mason day!
When two (2) people are making out and one (1) of the participants packs a fat upper lip and the other lower. They use the motion of making out to mix their chew (dip) for a better flavor.
Babe, just do a Mason Yin Yang with me! My ex would do it. You can even be the bottom lip.