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grasshopper only think when it's time to jump
seth on use grasshopper mentality when time to jump
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for those who dont smoke but still like to relax after sex
(AFTER SEX) man rolls over on back staring at the ceiling with a straight face.
woman says whats wrong?
mans says nothing takes a deep breath then speaks " Nothing Sweet Thang just smoking a mental cigaret"
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When you get so confused to the point of having orgasms, and throwing up. (trust me, ive seen it happen)
Timmy: Ah....Damn fuckin math problem
Me: No! Dont do it!
Timmy: AaaaaaAAAH! Huerallllgh....
Me: Dont fuckin Mental Sploosh....!
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Being disabled due to your mental state
Your disabled mentalism has gotten you quite stiff, hasn't it?
Why didn't you plant the bomb, is it because of your Disabled Mentalism?
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when someone is manic, anxious, socially awkward, and generally odd. It can come and go or be persistent. The founder was LD as she was the first to be diagnosed. It can be cured with tito’s, hey fat boy, jeffy, cake, and sage sticks.
“Lil you’re mentally lil” - abbs
“i got diagnosed with mentally lil the other day and could not be happier”
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Small minded person. Psycho. Stalker.
Stacy Kendell is a mental midget.
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The art of being strong in the mind.
Being Smart
Damn, you got an A on the math test? You're mentally swole
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