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6 dudes stand around a shot glass and who ever cant fit the tip of their dick in the shot glass moves on to the next round. You work your way up to a red solo cup and whoever wins is crowned the king of Mississippi.
Girl 1:Oh my gosh! I heard he has an absolute meat hanger
Girl 2: How do you know that?
Girl 1: How haven't you heard he beat dequan'dre in the Mississippi Meat-Cup
Girl 2: So he must have an absolute elephant trunk
Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.
Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!
When a man is using a urinal and pees on the shoes of the man next to him.
Hey, Greg! I totally gave that dude a Mississippi shoe shine in the bathroom!
When a female wears an oversized camel hoodie and proceeds to put it over her eyes as a man puts soy sauce and peanut butter on her ass and inserts his shaft into the dirt road.
Wow hunny, that was an amazing Mississippi But-Fuck last night!
Find a crippled woman at a rest stop bathroom taking a shit and give her a swirrley while hooking her asshole with the hooked end of her cane.
Mark gave Maria a "mississippi road stop" off hwy 95.
When you’re fucking a girl in the ass:
1 pull your dick out
2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus
I gave Sarah a Mississippi musket loader last night.
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Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
Man I gave my wife her first “Mississippi taint touch” and she loved it!!