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An individual who is somewhat large in size, due to a perceived excess of food and/or alcohol consumption. An insult.
"Look out, here comes the chunk monster!"
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Joke among fans of X Japan and/or drummer and pianist Yoshiki Hayashi. In a blog entry, Yoshiki, who at the time had been on a strict rice diet, claimed to have a nightmare about "the RICE MONSTER" attacking him.
The joke has no relation to either of the other two definitions, and most fans of Yoshiki telling the joke would be offended at either of them.
"The day before yesterday, in the airplane on the way to Japan, I had a really weird dream….. I almost….. Well, I think I screamed!! The flight attendant came to me and said "Are you OK? ....." Then I said "THE RICE MONSTER IS TRYING TO EAT ME!!!"….. And she said……. "WHAT????" and I said……mmmm……ah……. "Never mind……ah….. Could I have a glass of Champagne and Caviar please?"
……. OH MY GOD!!!..... "I am so embarrassed"….. I've been doing a "special diet" and training, in order for me to play drums even harder….. Since then "THE RICE MONSTER" has been showing up in my dreams. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!"
- from a 2007 blog by Yoshiki on Myspace, and the origin of the term's usage
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An alchoholic.
*From grog, the old British Naval word for rum*
Look at him, he's a turning into a right old grog monster.
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1. A gigantic dip(smokeless tobacco) placed behind the lip. 2. A large horseship dip.
Satanic Voice: Put in a ma ma ma monster dip dip dip(echo)
Jimmy: Why?
Satanic Voice: Real men eat rocks and shit gunpowder or put in ginormous dips.
Jimmy: I dont want to...
Satanic Voice: Then you will DIE DIE DIE(echo)!!!
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a stupid, ignorant, and probably racist white person
me: *notices friend crying*
friend: THAT STUPID FUCKING MAYO MONSTER CALLED ME A DUMB MONKEY WHORE
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Trott: hey smith come with me to see Ross he's got some monster cock over at his apartment.
Smith: sure i haven't had my tea yet.
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Someone who display qualities of desperation during the initial dating phases. A descriptive word for the person who likes you more than you like them. Someone who lacks discretion and does not take verbal or non-verbal cues of rejection.
What the hell-why is the guy you met on the internet becoming your love monster! Your love monster has called you for the tenth time today-he's tact! I know you like him, but sister, do not become a love monster.
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