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Doing homework; Anything school related (i.e. projects, papers, reading, etc.)
Jess: What's up for tonight?
KB: I'm on my nerd tip now so I'm bouta get wild tonight... u
The use of an analogy or reference in conversation that is highly academic in nature. Knowledge of the particular reference typically requires advanced study - often in technical fields but is not strictly limited to such. The proper use of a nerd pimpslap will generally cause silence, bewilderment and/or a sense of shocked awe in the audience.
Nerd pimpslapping is the opposite of using analogy to explain complex academic topics. (i.e. using complex analogy to explain simple phenomena)
The reference maker is effectivly slapping his / her audience with academia that is so ostentatious, outlandish, and perhaps pretentious that any further argument is suffocated.
However, care must be taken not to attempt to nerd pimpslap those who are highly educated in the field of reference. Doing so may evoke a response with an even stronger nerd pimpslap.
Special note: pop cultural references to Star Trek, Star Wars and other icons of geekiness do not constitute a nerd pimpslap.
Our teacher asked who was the most important figure in the civil war so Tom gave her a nerd pimpslap, "Abraham Lincoln federated the north and the south like DB2 and Oracle".
A fish nerd is an individual who is very knowledgable and passionate about the keeping of fish in aquariums. This individual will talk for extended periods of time about their fish at any given moment. Not to be confused with a fish enthusiast. To tell the differentiate between the two, you need to ask the person what their opinion on fish bowls is. A fish enthusiast will act as though the practice of keeping fish in bowls is normal. A fish nerd will react as though fish bowls are an abomination. They will launch into a hour long lecture about how the practice is inhumane and cruel and explain the nitrogen cycle at great length.
Fish nerds are usually environmentally minded and are good to have next to you in a biology class. They are unfortunately very prone to aquaholism and MTS (multiple tank syndrome) if left to their own devices.
That fish nerd knows more than our bio teacher does
A bus nerd, typically known as a chad, is a sub-species of a sigma male. They have an avid interest in buses and are known to dislike simps such as JM Simp.
This bus nerd is so cool! He is riding in a bus unlike that JM Simp over there!
That one nerd that takes the term "nerd" to a whole new level. Is very different usually has a small group of friends that enjoy the same things. Usually gets hit with alot of drama, but always gets out of it with minor scratches. Can be very smart or just average IQ is not everything to an Exotic Nerd, has a high interest for technology and social media. A sense of humor is guaranteed when you are an Exotic Nerd, they just always know how to make you laugh.
Hay Johnny have you seen Carl hes a total nerd!
No, actually I think hes an Exotic Nerd look at his small group of friends and have you seen how he is with technology?
A social inadequate person who tries to get his point across on the internet because they can't do it in real life. Generally rubs his bishop over linux searching for open ports on other peoples computers. They have many many online friends all over the world. More than likely a moderator of a forum or game server. Conspiracies are a must!
Meat is Murder: What cha up to tonight bro?
Morbid: Gonna get me sum nosebag then pown all on WOW, then I'm gonna argue on the forum! Watch me show those losers who's daddy and smart!
Meat is Murder: Cripes! You be powning tonight then hommie!
Morbid: You betcha, behold my geeky skillz homeboy!
Meat is Murder: Same time and thing tomorrow squire?
Morbid: Damn straight! You know it dawg. I'll get my point across one of these years.
Meat is Murder: You be big boy of the internet my gangsta. Go pown dose internet nerds!
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A manager of IT employees, tasked with making them do some useful work. Literally, herding nerds.
"I'm an IT manager; just call me a nerd herder."
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