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Only person that believes this is literally anyone named Jordan.
Jordan: Its Never Yetis. Even when it is. It's never Yetis
A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.
Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.
A phrase used by anti-satanic and anti-pagan religions which basically means don’t give up or it’s not bad worshipping Christ or Allah
Satanist: You’re bad because you don’t worship the apostate of wrath!
Christian: Never lose your faith
J-Fake: Something that is complete fabrication. To Never J-Fake is to keep it real at all time, with all things.
A lie. (J-Fake)
Not true or real. (J-Fake)
Cap. (J-Fake)
Kizzy. (J-Fake)
Never J-Fake with me and I'll Never J-Fake with you.
Stay true to yourself and Never J-Fake.
Stop all that J-faking.
Why do I feel like you're J-Faking with me, I don't believe anything you said.
Never saiding is when someone you know says that they will do something or they will give you something if you do something. When the time comes though they simply say “I never said that”
I’ll take you to Hawaii if you manage to get straight A’s in school (end of year comes) I never said that. Example of never saiding
A manner of respectfully expressing that someone's wish is so far out of the realm of possibility that you won't even be considering it not for one minute.
Friend 1: Can we please stop at Dutch Bro's on the way out of town?
Friend 2: Fivever never and love fourever
never november is when you pretend that November never exists
per 1 : happy thanksgivi-
per 2 : what's thanksgiving
per 1 : silly you it's november 25
per 2 : but it's never november...
per 1 : oh....