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millie is woman who never wore a dress just baggy jeans
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Just Think About It. Its pretty much asking somebody/something to do something that you know they can do but they say no just to be an asshole.
Vinni: Hey frankee! Can you edit this video for me because you edit sooooooo gooooood!!
Frankee (God Tier Video Editor) : No. Fuck you. You never ask a horse for hay.
statement that someone won't be in a relationships ever again.
-yo, man, what is up?
-bro, i'll never be like...
It's the statement that means that someone won't be in a relationships ever again
-yo, man, what is up?
-bro, it sucks, i will never be like :(
An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
“Hey man it’s probably gonna rain”
“Assuming is bad you should never assume”
“Oh sorry man do you forgive me?”
If someone says this, they most definitely have killed a man.
"I've never killed a man."
"That's fucking cap."