A quick interracial male on male masturbation session.
A dishonest bet in which one party to the bet tries to change the agreement after the bet has been made.
"Jethro, you seen Billy Ray?"
" Yup Pa, I just saw him in your truck outside. He's giving Leroy an Alabama Handshake."
"That motherfucker Cletus says he won't pay up the bet I won. Trying to weasel out by saying it was just an Alabama Handshake."
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When you're fucking your cousin and the movement on top keeps making the horse go faster and faster until you fall off
(To a group of people) Dude I Alabama Derby'd my hot aunt's daughter last night! It felt so good
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Three-way sex in which at least two of those involved are related. If all three are related it is an Alabama trifecta.
My girlfriend wanted us to have sex with her hot cousin which would have been an awesome Alabama threeway.
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The Alabama Rodeo is when during sexual intercourse, you have your children watch and make bets on who will finish first. The children can also be used as help (i.e. if a towel is needed, they will fetch it. if the air conditioning needs adjusted, they will adjust it. if the condom breaks, they will always have a new one ready to grab).
My wife and I were certainly pleased with the Alabama Rodeo last night! The kids were so helpful! They even folded our clothes once we tossed them on the ground! BTW Macy (my little girl) won the bet.
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When a close family relative assists in the performance of a Dutch Rudder.
I love going home for the holidays, I can always count on Mom for an Alabama Jerk.
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Like Russian roulette, but with a pistol instead of a revolver.
The south is morning tonight after the governors of both Mississippi and Alabama died after a game of Alabama roulette.
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1. An prison in Alabama
2. When a person from Alabama slams on your cock
The Alabama Slammer was a neat trick she decides to use
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