da hui

A bunch of pussies who will jump you because they are not man enough to face you one on one. They are nothing when they are not in numbers... PUSSIES

i took a da hui the other day, and flushed it down the toilet

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Da Shocka

Stick yo Pinky in da ass and yo index and middle finga in the pussay!!!!!!!!!!

i gave mai bitch da shocka and she cried

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da hui

a company originated by a fat redneck texan who moved to Hawaii a while back. the owner capitilizes off the real locals while he secretly fucks them from the behind. watch out for this true assmaster.

Dude, bra da suf is upp bra, who need inglish when da hui have assmaster

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Da Via

Da-Via noun/verb \ˈdā-vī-ə\

1. A state of being completely unfit for the task at hand but acting under the impression that one is overly qualified and amply certified to perform the aforementioned task.

2. The act of making up stories and accomplishments in ones life to try to be more interesting than the boring firefighter you are.

3. A self proclaimed PT stud, who reaches muscle failure after performing 5 pushups.

4. A laugh that begins with a long sigh and is followed by an abrupt but hyphenated, single syllable laugh.

5. Dorky, quirky and Steve Urkel like in all ways possible, and being completely socially inept.

1. Guy 1-Dude, I'm thinking about being special forces. Guy 2-But, you're a librarian. Guy 1-I think can do it. Guy 2-Stop being a Da Via.

2. Guy1-"You so are doing a Da Via with that bullshit ass story."

3. Guy 1- Im going to do BEAST on this PT test. Guy 2-Didn't you Da Via the last test. Guy 1-Nah man I did 6 pushups.

4. (Sigh)------------------------------------------ah

5. Girl 1-Steve is so fuckin weird. Guy 1-How so? Girl 1- He's a Da Via.

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da fuck

what+the+fuck+!

Cathy evilly pinched Dave's balls "accidentally" and Dave proclaimed "da fuck!?!!".

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das schmetterling

The best german word there is. Means "the butterfly" in English.

Du bist ein Schmetterling. Ich esse das Schmetterling.

You are a butterfly. I eat the butterfly.

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Da Grainz

Da Grainz are da coolest parody group out. Not only dat dey fully like really like hell know how to make da sick tunes, so hit up da grainz on facey bicthez. dey cum from da russhan part of perf and dey full on rep shit up like everyone just get on da kulak bus and start supporting coz da grainz are da best and like dey dont even need ur support, coz theyre hell famous already but like justr fucking do it or stalin hu iz one of da grainzzs membaz will fucking kik u in da ass until u fly out of da planet so fucking just join everyone! lyk were not kidding, da grainz are lethal!!!!!!!! SO JOIN AND FUCK DA HATERZ

lol ur at a concert someone goes "hu da fuk is pink, da onli gd band is da grainz"
lol or just everyday ur m8 goes "lol da grainz are da bomb"

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