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similar to a couch potato. A way to describe a girl that does nothing but lays there while having sex.
Guy 1 Dude that girl didnt move at all when i was banging her
Guy 2 Dude she sounds like such a "crotch potato"
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n. A high-priority work task that top management is waiting for, usually involving the sequential efforts of multiple employees. It will burn anyone who holds onto it too long. Upon being assigned such a task, an employee's goal should be to complete their part and pass it to a colleague as quickly as possible, before suffering the wrath of management.
A hot potato just arrived in my inbox, so I'll have to work late tonight.
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Like a couch potatoe but someone who sits on the computer all day instead of the TV.
Ever since Russell got World of Warcraft he has turned into such a mouse potatoe.
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Exactly like a tea bag, but before you dip your Balls into one's said mouth, you Smear your Sack with Sour Cream, Bacon, Butter, and chives...
Another variation is applied the same way, but you slice your nut sack open and put the works inside...
"You're dad gives the best Ballsack potato"
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Overdramatic line used in the anime "Deathnote" whereas the main character explains to us what he is doing to not get caught. Then for no reason says the like "I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!!!"
This started of a fad where people replace the words round. People added comments onto videos such as "I'll write a reply... AND POST IT!" and "I'll put my mouse over the video... AND REPLAY IT!".
I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!!!
I'll take your mum... AND EAT HER!!!
I'll take a JD... AND DRINK IT!!!
I'll write a nasty comment... AND BE A TROLL!!!
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Something that is of small importance or is little.
From the Show "Dead Like Me":
MASON: Are you going to finish those hashbrowns?
ROXIE: Probably not
(takes them from her plate and eats them. Roxie stabs him with her
knife but he movs his hand just in time)
MASON: Fucking bloody hell
ROXIE: I'm outta here
MASON: Did you see that? I mean just because I wanted some of her hashbrowns
RUBE: I was there
MASON: I've never seen such violence over such small potatoes
RUBE: Oh, that was almost clever
MASON: Why was almost clever Rube?
RUBE: The thing about the hashbrowns being small potatoes
MASON: I don't get it. because hashbrowns are small potatoes
RUBE: Never mind
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A verbal mistake by George W. Bush, expressed to the losing candidate John Kerry over the telephone after the election.
George-"I am going to enjoy this ohio potato on my plate."
Kerry-"Isn't it idaho potato?"
George-(hangs up the phone)
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