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A hamberger made in Australia which is made up of (but not limited to): Bread, a meat patty, ketchup, mustard, relish, onion, tomato, lettuse, hot peppers, mayo, pickel, olives, bacon, fried egg, and beet root.
I can't seem to fit this works burger into my mouth.
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The realization that no one succeeds alone is colloquially stated: “team work makes the dream work”. The fastest way to make your dreams come true is to invite very skilled people into your life and your dreams.
Best man offering a toast to the bride and groom: What most people don’t know about the night they met; I was the wing man; and, I distracted the maid of honor so that my Buddy here could bust his moves — TEAM WORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!
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1) description of a task that requeires (too) much effort to complete.
2) description of a customer who breaks your balls making you do whatever they want and still leaving unsatisfied.
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" I was shagging that bird over from Hull last night, and it was only when i looked at her face i realised it was too much hard work. "
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" Jesus, he was hard work. Comes in here, asks for a pizza, with a pasta bake for a topping and a tiramusu for a side. And this is a Fish & Chip shop! Twat.
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The person who really hates working at their job and treats all their fellow employees like crap. They usually start lots of fight, yell a lot, and never ever smile or have anything good to say.
Husband: I hate my new job.
Wife: Whats wrong?
Husband: Well they put me working with Jim and he's my department's work jerk. He hates everything and he hates me for no reason. I mean I just started!
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Sexual act consisting of a men peeing on another men, often for money.
As seen in Horrible Bosses. Not to be confused with Wet Work -> assassination.
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A term used when a Pro Wrestler uses the internet to trick his fans into thinking what he/she said online is real.
Did hear what Matt Hardy said on the internet? I bet it's another Net-Work.
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