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sparkle noodles

Delicious noodles with white sauce and green specks also known as angels hair.

"Mmm can we have sparkle noodles for dinner tonight mum?"

"Jimmy grow the hell up they don't have sparkles on them!"

by DangerBunnyAttac August 13, 2017


Poop Noodle

The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.

That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.

by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023


noodle day

November 1 is Noodle day, create the best dish using ramen!!!

Guy: Hey dude is Noodle day!!!
Guy: OH YEAH MAN LETS CREATE SOME GOOD NOODLES!!

by NoodlesForlife October 30, 2020


spicey noodle

A feisty snake with attitude.

Person 1: he's got some attitude today, tagged at me earlier

Person 2: he's a spicey noodle

by Forestfox25 May 16, 2021


Murder noodle

A snake. Also what guys named Robbie call their penis.

Robbie was huffing Freon again and whipped out his murder noodle.

by random710 May 31, 2021


Noodle Condom

The little spice packet that comes with Ramen noodles.

Dude, did you just empty the whole content of my Noodle Condom into your own Ramen?

by COWBOYxx77 June 30, 2021


prairie noodling

The act of noodlinginside a person’s (preferably a young girl of slight stature)rectum whilst they are prairie dogging

Grandson:Hey grandpa, want to go prairie noodling?

Grandpa:I can’t since your mother has grown up and filed a lawsuit against your father and I for doing it to the dog

by Carl Chesterton the III September 4, 2018