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A piss filled condom, which it's froze and then used as a dildo.
I lost my dildo last night, so I improvised with a golden noodle.
My girlfriend wanted to bang but I drank too much and had the gummy noodle.
unsightly perspiration which results from excessive consumption of noodles; spicy variants are known to worsen this condition.
'Clean your bloody noodle-sweat, it is dripping into my drink'
'I need an asprin for this mad noodle-sweat'
The worst person you will ever meet.
This person will never grow up and won't let you have your own opinion. Thininkg that they are superior and ends up being hated by everyone.
If you spot a Noodle-kun please don't talk with them
Karen: This boy is so annoying . He keeps insulting my skills.
Salsa: Girl he is such a Noodle-kun. Dump him!
When someone is the daddy or "master" at making noodles. While the term daddy is used it isn't sexual, but merely means that someone is a master with noodles.
Person 1: Hey, you making lunch
Person 2: Yeah I'm going to be making some noodles.
Person 1: Aw sweet. You really are the master of noodles.
Person 2: Call me the Noodle Daddy
The ultamite person that has the name alek. Alek will destroy you in mincraft
Person1: im going up against the ultamite noodle
Person2: no ,just no
"Noodle hair" can be used to describe someone with rather long blond hair.
And sometimes curly hair.
It's typically used as an insult.
Malthe: "Bitch you have Noodle hair"
Me: *Cries*