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A rotting, dementia ridden carcass. A washed up political hack and embarrassment to the United States and the human race. Consistent record of plagiarizing other politicians. Racist, who said black and Hispanic people don’t know how to use the internet. Bought and paid for by the CCP and the Silicon Valley Cartel. Support of the radical leftists Blue Anon conspiracies.
Commonly referred to as grandpa earpiece.
Joe Biden is a babbling fool, who is wheeled out from time to time to write his name on a piece of paper. He has no clue what he’s signing.
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When an old man talks, either to himself or to a large and very confused audience, usually consisting of young children, who, let's be honest, would rather be doing anything else. There are no real rules to a Biden speech, the person giving it just has to make little to no sense, often go off on tangents, get extremely confused and mix his words up mid-sentence, and also usually connects random unrelated events from his or her life into one as if they all took place at once. You'll know if you have just witnessed a Biden speech, because after said speech you will think "wait what the hell did I just listen to? That made absolutely no sense! And why was he talking about record players and then started talking about his teeth, only to then talk about sniffing little kid's hair?"
Old man: You know, um uh you know, you know man, Cornpop, he was uh um, he was a real bad dude man, okay, wait what? What was I saying? Where the hell am I? What am I doing here? My butt needs wiping! I mean I I I mean, I mean um, my teeth man, so I said man, I said to him, I said yo you get down from there little nigger boy, or um, wait, let me be plerfectly queer, or wait, I think it was um a uh Friday, yeah, yeah definitely a Saturday, and she had on a red bikini, and uh, I uh, I said to my friend, my my friend, my long friend, long time friend, Raprock, Rap Rock America, you know, you you know the guy, the last guy, uh um president, or or uh not the last one but the one before him, my my boss, President My Boss, I said, well you know, you know what I said, I mean you were there, and yeah, so yeah, I'm running for the first Blafrican American Queen of Asia, so yeah, vote for me, I mean look me over, and if you like what you see then vote for me, and if not then screw you, vote for the other person, I don't want you to vote for me then, but whatever you do, just don't vote for...for um...um...uh that other guy, Donald, Donald um uh something, you know, come on maaan!
John: bro what the hell was that!
Bill: Oh just another old guy rambling, just another biden speech
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A dumb man who has ruined the country with his non English speeches
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A Literal moron. Usually can’t finish his sentences. Likes to smell peoples hair.
Did you see that video of Joe Biden sniffing that woman’s hair? Creepy.
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The definition of a grown man so retarded he thinks he can run a country
If I jump off a bridge I will survive: bruh u sound like joe biden when u say that
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Guy 1: Come here ima pull a Joe Biden
Guy 2: I’m not 12 though, and don’t sniff me
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