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Obviously, the 25th of November is the greatest day in the history of the universe. It holds a rich background of juicy and voluptuous happiness, wealth, and wasting your time. It is a day where you can smile and proudly eat your turkey and cranberry sauce sandwitch without being judged.
Steve: "What is the date today?"
John: "Why its November 25th, the greatest day in the history of the universe."
Steve: "Ah of course, today i will feast upon berries and bird meat once more."
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A celebration of manliness and our natural state in which for the entire month of november, men will grow their beards regardless of age or ability to grow a full beard. Women can participate by not shaving their legs, but this is not required of them.
Guy#1: Hey man, what's up with the beard?
Guy#2: It's neanderthal november, you're not allowed to shave until December 1st or later.
Guy#2: I can't participate, my beard grows really patchy.
Guy#1: No worries, Neanderthal November isn't about beards, it's about being as manly as you can be.
Guy#2: *Throws razor in the garbage*
Guy#1: Now you're getting it. Now let's go pillage a weaker tribe
Guy#2: HUZAH!!!
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Girl: Did you just grab my ass?
Boy: It's November 22
Girl: Oh then it's ok
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Universal Veg Manchurian Day.
On 21st of the month of November, every intelligent life in the universe is ordered to feast on the brutally underrated dish, The Veg Manchurian with tomato ketchup. This is declared as a respect to The Queen of Manchurian Dynasty on the occasion of her Birthday. Period.
#vwgmunchirianforlife
Random person: it's November 21.
Everyone: LET'S GO HAVE SOME VEG MANCHURIAN Y'ALL!!!
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November 18th is National Princess Day. Where you dedicate a day to your princess (girlfriend). She deserves it.
Girls whos name start with A, are Special Princess and deserve more. ;)
What day is it?
Its November 18th, National Princess day!
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November 16 Is National Girlfriends Day. Give Your Girlfriend Anything She Wants.
Babe It’s November 16th.
Here you go babe happy National Girlfriends Day, I Hope you like your present.
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On November 25 you can make out with your bf/gf and no one can say anything about it.
Bf: wanna hang out
Gf: sure why
Bf: because it’s November 25
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