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A person who goes to bed early, has an old man back, horrible hunch-backed posture, and no will for life.
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Your mother.
Non-derrogatory.
"My old chook harked me for not having getting a job."
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If you can't read this you either need glasses or you are an Old person.
Guy 1: I saw some Old person on the street asking me for money
Guy 2: Did you give him anything?
Guy 1: Fuck no, old people are scary.
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A term used to refer to your GF or your wife, etc. Usually somebody who you may like, but really don't have much respect for. Also a term used out of habit by people usually living in lower income neighborhoods.
"Don't worry about it, I'll just get my old lady to make us something to eat."
"My old lady will take you to where you need to go."
"My old lady will never find out."
You never hear" I really love my old lady, she means the world to me"
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A deodorant that burns the armpit relentlessly; any non-offensive scent that is created is incidental.
I used some Old Spice, but ended up in the bathtub crying about the cruelness of capitalism as my pits burned.
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a person who you buy drugs from. ususally used when you dont want anyone else to know who you are talking about.
lets go call old buddy to hook us up
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