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The new operating system devised by Microsoft to get people to stop bitching about windows vista by giving them something else to bitch about.
Common issue:
Vista user: I can't believe it it looked fine on my computer!
xp user: well now it's a bunch of symbols! Try sending it to me windows 95 word doc?
New Issue:
windows 7 user: I can't believe it looks fine on your computer...
xp user: what?
windows 7 user: are you sure font 12 doesn't look like font 35?
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When you have no weed left and you're really desperate you can cop for X amount of weed. (normally a set->7)
Copping for 7 is the action of letting a police officer touch your penis with a single index finger for a preset amount of time agreed among the two parties in return for marijuana.
Normally a 1 second touch is equal to a gram , therefore 7 seconds equals 7 grams, but this is subject to change as inflation rises and weed prices vary.
To signal an officer the buyer normally puts his arm up and lifts an index finger showing that they are up to cop.
In rare events police officers will ask people if they would like to cop for some weed but this is rare seeing as cops want to keep the weed they've confiscated all day to themselves
yo man were outta weed we're gonna have to cop for 7
Fuck! that cop fucked me, he gave me 3gs and he was copping for at least 20 seconds
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What you win when you hit the Indian lottery.
Gneriwerl said: " I scratched and scratched and the dot matched the dot on my forehead... I WON the 7-11 is mine. I can now legaly rob and poison the American people."
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Windows 7 is Microsoft's newest version of the Windows operating system. Like most versions of Windows, it assumes that users are completely braindead and cannot perform basic operations without a stupid warning dialogue box popping up. No eye candy can hide Windows' crappiness. Choose Windows XP, Mac OS X or Linux instead!
User: *clicks on a non-Microsoft application*
Windows 7: *pops up a dialogue box* Are you sure you want this program to run and access information from your computer?
User: *chucks computer out of the window*
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7 up describes someone's hotness. On a scale of 1-10, a 7 up refers to someone who is a 7 or higher.
"There are so many 7 ups tonight!"
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A term for meaning if there is any Fine ass girls at where you are employed. Co-workers or people just walking thru.
you: "Hey, you see any code 7's yet"
Co-Worker: "Not yet just a bunch uh fat ass hoes"
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a very sexy group of friends who live in wallawalakimbobsalooser and always hang out and make facebook videos together and just have fun in general
i wish i was in the sexy 7 they always have so much fun
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