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Secret Juice (noun) is a concoction of ingredients blended into a liquid intended for consumption, with the belief that it will enhance athletic performance.
As of 2022, Secret Juice is not listed as a banned substance by the United Stated Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), and is therefore permitted for use by various athletic organizations, namely, the world wide premier MMA promotion, Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).
Secret Juice was patented by Brazilian UFC fighter Paulo Costa in 2022.
The ingredients remain a closely guarded secret.
Drinking Secret Juice once a day has shown to improve life expectancy by 7.5 years.
Arm juice is the liquid taken out of your arm by a medical professional to exam the content to ensure you are healthy.
The term arm juice is especially used by , and for, people who are terrified of blood.
(Also referred to as blood, by those not afraid of that word).
I have to go to the clinic to give some arm juice.
The doctor wants to check my arm juice.
The slurry that is produced from inserting a gerbil into ones' rectum.
"John's ass was leaking gerbil juice all over the carpet after he tried smuggling a couple of gerbils in his prison pocket. "
Alcohol you drink when you’re doing a puzzle.
“I’ll be back in a minute I’m just gonna go get some puzzle juice”
The oily residue left on on a window after someone has placed their forehead on it for an extended period of time.
I was trying to look out the window on the train but couldn't see past the scalp juice.
A spent dick. A post ejaculation penis in a limp, flaccid state. Unable to achieve another erection or nut.
Ideal insult for a real douche bag.
Rachel got me off twice last night but after that I had a juiced tool.
Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.
My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.
The non-binary term for a person’ genitals, inspired by a trans woman and the Patrice Roberts song “splash”
If you don’t want to specify whether you’re talking about a penis or a vagina you can say juice dispenser.
They have an amazing juice dispenser
You want a taste of my sweet sweet juices?
Want to sample the juices?