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A time for someone that is always arrives atleast 2 hours later than they said they would.
Im going to the party at 6 o clock brandon time. So you will be there at 8? Correct.
Longer than actual time usually 10 to 30 min longer
Friend , I'll be there in 30 minutes .
Me, real time or Anand time
Me , real 30 minutes or Anand 30 minutes
A period, or point in the day dedicated to smoking doob, bonging doob or any doob related activity.
Dave: what time is it?
Christian: doob time, brother!
Rob: nizz.
A common situation occurring when plans are made between you and your friends, and you are stuck waiting on that one specific person. The person is then claimed to be using a schedule plan titled 'cacioppo time'.
i.e. If you make plans to go to the mall at 1PM, and everybody is ready to go and there's still that one person who hasn't even taken a shower due to the deliciousness of his mom's porchetta.
Cowan (calls Matt): 'Please enjoy your music while your party answers the phone' "Party rock is in the hoooooouse toniiiight. Everybody just have a good ti-"
MC: Yo
Cowan: Matt it's 1:00 where are you?
MC: Yeah I'm bout to get in the shower now and then I'll be ready in like 20 minutes.
(5 hours later)
Stru (calls Matt): 'Please enjoy your music while your party answers the phone' "Party rock is in the hoooooouse toniiiight. Everybody just have a good ti-"
MC: Yo
Stru: Matt wtf it's 6:00 where are you?
MC: Yeah I just got out the shower I gotta get dressed and then eat some stuffed shells and then I'll be at your house.
(Repeat countless amount of times until day is over)
This is a common example of Cacioppo time.
When it is time to smoke a cone, usually from a bong.
Bob: Hey man what time is it?
Steve: Cone time!
Bob: Ahhh shiiit, cone time indeed.
A fictional request that allows one to time travel into the past so they can redo an action they might regret or relive a specific time frame in which previously occurred.
Example 1: "Ergh... I so regret falling asleep during the middle of the conference meeting on Monday... Oh well, no worries I will ask for a time refund, yay!"
Example 2: Typical phone woman robot sounding voice, "Thank you for calling customer support! Unfortunately, all of our agents are currently experiencing a high volume of traffic at the moment please stay on the line and the next available agent will get back to you within the next decade!" Dialer sighs, "I've been put on hold for 45 minutes already and I'm really sick of this waiting on hold shit! That's it! I am going to ask for a time refund!"
Example 3: "Thank you for calling Kronos Time Systems Inc, once we receive your request our team will fully inspect and review it. If your request is approved, we will immediately notify you that we will initiate a time refund. You will receive the refund within a certain amount of days, depending on the length, complexity; the severity of the time frame on the space-time continuum."
That very special time of year between Christmas & New Years where you don’t know what day it is, who you are or what you’re supposed to be doing.
Sorry I’m late, you know how spaced out I get during Twinkle Time.
I feel like this week of Twinkle Time passes so fast and yet soooo slowwwww.