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A time when a man has been single for so long that his balls have become a darker shade of blue so that they look like they have been eclipsed.
Jimmy hasn't got laid for so long he's going to have major lunar balls!
When someone farts on a guys ball sack, whether intentional or unintentional
I was feeling really gassy while my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed. I accidentally let a fart slip and I gave him a smelly ball steamer.
When a mentally unstable greek man who controls 99% of Cyprus' wealth starts smacking his balls to assert dominance.
Cyprus resident: "I had to tickle nicks balls to pay rent this month"
The strongest ball sack to ever exist.
The sack can even contain Catfish Cum.
Lennon: Jakub, kick my balls
Jakub: Okay (kicks Lennon’s balls)
(Jakub breaks every bone in his body then turns to ash)
Lennon: Ha! I was wearing The Neutron Balls!
A mixture of cocaine and cheeze.
We were up all night doing cheeze balls, thats cocaine and cheeze.
The act of sitting in one area for a prolonged amount of time and producing sweat near the crotch region, therefore replicating a swamp
Jaiden: Damn I got Shrek Balls rn i gotta go for a bit.
the act of placing your sweaty nutt sack on the back of the neck of a passed out fan of the team that your team just ass slapped in the BCS
Commercial for Ball Necking:
Hey, Nick Saban, your team just ass slapped the LSU Tigers in the BCS National Championship. What are you going to do now??
I'm gonna ball neck some pathetic LSU fan.