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When a guy doesn't wipe his butt for a very long time, then has his gf / wife lick in between his crack causing her nose and cheeks to have brown streaks similar to African War Paint
Yeah man my wife licked my ass last night.. looked like she had on african war paint afterwards
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What poor kids collect in lieu of trading cards.
Homeless Shelter Attendent: Little Johnny, what did you do today?
Johnny: I traded a Deep Cyan for two B&B Yellows!
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Lowes Cashier: Damn little poor kids stole all the paint samples!
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The most underappreciated art in the WORLD!
Computerized art draw in a minor PC paint program such as MS-Pait
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a vermont paint job is when you get a lap dance with a chick who didn't wipe well (aka: skid marks)
me and my buds went to this k-rad strip joint and fred got a lapdance from shirley who ended up giving him a vermont paint job... much more then what he bargained for!
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The act of a severe beatdown or defeat, In that normal saying aren't quite good enough to describe them.
"Dude, you better step off before i paint your wagon"
"We had an awesome group for our 3's on the court... but we got our wagon painted by those 6' pros from downtown."
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After one shits, they than wait a day and come back to pile of skat. After skat has become semi-harden one than proceeds to draw the future or current events.
Steve: Mike why are we walking out here?
Mike: Well I took a huge shit, and as part of the Algonquin Cave Painting I need to wait a day so I can start my painting!
Steve: Oh well, I leave my first pile here than and we'll come back tomorrow than!
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A phrase used when a male sees a female he would like to have sex with.
Brad: "What Do You Think About That Sexy Chick Over There?"
Craig: "I'd Paint The Walls Pink!"
Brad: "& Make Her Brown Eye Blink?"
Craig: "You Daaaaamn Skippy!"
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