Paper Mario

The first in the paper mario series. The main objective of this game is to colect the 8 star spirits and save the princess from the koopa king Bowser AGAIN!

Dude 1: Hey Dude lets go play some Paper Mario man.
Dude 2: Oh which one?
Dude 1: The first one of course!
Dude 2: Do you have to rescue the princess again?
Dude 1: Yeah. =(
Dude 2: WHAT THE F***!

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paper cut

very small tight vagina.

Jesus in a Bag, she had a twat like a papercut, my cocks still bleeding 2 weeks later.

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paper cut

Basically Hell condensed into the size of a tiny cut on your fingers, neck (from that jackass that sits behind you in math class), or dick (usually from looking at porno magazines). Almost always hurts like shit.

Also can be used to describe an amazingly small/tight/awesome pussy.

Definition 1:
Luke: Dude, I got a paper cut on my dick yesterday.
Ryan: How? Were you looking at Hustlers again?
Luke: No, not this time. You know that fag that sits behind me in math? Well somehow he got me.
Ryan: What the Fuck!?! How is that possible?
Luke: I have no idea but i got a Scooby Doo band-aid on it!
Ryan: Oh, sweet, I love Scooby Doo
Luke: Yeah, me too, but its really tight and its cuttinng off the circulation, see?
Ryan: *looks into friend's pants* OMG it's all purple! NASTY! Dude I would take off the band-aid if I were you...
Luke: Fuck no dude, I love Scooby Doo. Do you know how much this band-aid means to me?
Ryan: *stares into friend's eyes*......
Both: ROOBY-DOOBY-DOO!!!

Definition 2:
Pimp 2: Dude, have you ever poured lemon juice on a paper cut? It's tight.
Pimp 2: Aw, nice idea man, gotta try that sometime.
Pimp 1: Yeah, who doesn't love a good paper cut?

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Toilet Paper

The panic purchase of choice among millions of customers in the developed world during the coronavirus pandemic—when hoarding of the coveted item exposed the ugly side of humanity in terms of irrational fear and selfishness.

What is the world’s most number of toilet paper rolls one person had bought at one shot before the supermarkets nationwide ran out of them?

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paper cliped

An amazing gacha tuber that everyone should subscribe to!!!!!!!!!

Paper cliped is so cool

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Brown paper

Is a vagina that is darkish in color. Was shaved a few days ago so the hair is growing back and it has a rough paper feel. Overall brown paper. It is a complete sexual turn off.

Jess has brown paper after she shaves, her boyfriend does not like it.

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Twatlet Paper

Pieces of toilet paper that are left behind in a womans twat from wiping after she urinates.

"I was going down on Julie after she went to the bathroom and her snatch was full of twatlet paper."

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