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The Cabbage Patch

Noun: A mysterious location where objects of nuisance are stored in...

alright... here we go... pumped? thought so:

As Sam looked away, Peter Nathanson snatched her gas bomb and through it into The Cabbage Patch
Where is my binder?!? Reply: The Cabbage Patch.. (DUH)

*DONE*

by Poor Tom on a cross... May 28, 2010


Pimple Patch Princess

An acne product connoisseur with high standards. A Pimple Patch Princess tends to trust dermatologist-developed products that clear pimples without leaving a mark.

Just checking the ingredients to see if this has ceramides in it. Sorry, I'm a Pimple Patch Princess.

I can tell you're a pimple patch princess... what do you use?

by cera_ve_derm June 25, 2025


Cake Patch

Describes a girls ass that needs plowing

I wouldn’t mind tending to that cake patch

by Beastman91 June 15, 2024


Patch Head

Someone who has just been patched in a motorcycle club and thinks they run the world. They have no reguards to anything else except that they have been patch and they are highly obsessed with themselves. Nothing will stop them.

Dude, have you seen Chris lately? Ever since he got patched, he's such a patch head.

by sluttymcgabin January 24, 2012


puddin patch

when you can't keep your hands outta your pants

Grandma says keep your hands outta your puddin patch, dammit.

by Shirley and Niel Nash November 16, 2021


puddin patch

get your hands outta pants, stop touching your junk/crouch.

get your hands outta your puddin patch

by Shirley and Niel Nash November 16, 2021


Sasquatch Patch

A hairy vagina.

Conner's sasquatch patch is peeking out from under his jorts.

by hottestbitchtowalktheearth9 February 05, 2012