Mosh Pit

Controlled chaos, of people slamming, bumping into each other, and generally having a good time. Most mosh pits are NOT about hurting each other. Its simply sharing in an adrenaline rush, and hyperactively expressing some kinetic energy.

There ARE rules and guidelines for being in a mosh pit. Intentionally trying to hurt other people, will in most cases, get you kicked out of the pit at best, or banned from the venue at worse.

There are usually 'safe zones' at the front of the stage, and the back, for people that do not wish to partake in the festivities. Often, a mosh pit will be surrounded by people that guard the safe zones, forming a "wall" around the pit.

"When he fell in the mosh pit, everyone helped him up."

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Pit Performer

A person who performs in the front ensemble, or pit for short. They have a wide variety of musical skills over several interesting instruments, and substitute their lack of marching on the field with more difficult music. Often brag about knowing how to play 50 different instruments while actually only knowing how to play, like, 6 (triangles don't count as instruments and you can't change my mind). Unlike drumline, they are the percussionist that can read music decently. If they are a good mallet player, they may even learn how to hold with 4 mallets.

In case you were wondering, this was written by a pit/brass player so I have valid arguments for both sides.

Person 1: Those pit performers barely march at all, I wonder why they're in the band.
Person 2: Yeah, but did you see them play? They're so good at what they do, I think it makes up for it.

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Moth Pit

Naturally occurring phenomenon of people (perverted moths) surrounding a Glover/Hula Hooper/light show at a rave/music festival.

I found Bobby in a moth pit drooling on himself

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Dish pit

A dish put is where you put your dirty dishes; aka a kitchen sink.

Usually seen on a sign on a meme. Some maybe misread it and think it says “dip shit”.

hey look it’s a dip shit.
hey look it’s a dish pit.

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pitted out

A shirt that you've you've owned and worn for so long that the underarms are 90% caked-on antiperspirant, often yellowing and causing pit stains.

Isn't my 1978 vintage tour shirt sweet?

No, dude, look at the sleeves. It's totally pitted out. Use some hydrogen peroxide or get rid of it.

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anal pit

Ass hole's first cousin, the epitome of butt wipe

He is the biggest anal pit I know, a super sphincter!

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Slime Pit

The act of filling a sexual partner's colon with lubricant, then having anal sex with them and having them evacuate the lubricant and ejaculate from their anus.

Man, doing a slime pit sure is expensive.

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