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An all purpose expression to be used when you don’t know what to say or just to yell at a car driving by
“Hey Talon what should we do this weekend?” “I don’t know Blake, but POOP IS A GENIUS!”
An oratory slur like swearing in tourettes used to describe excretion in various hats or huts
Harry laid a brick in scout hut - Harry took a poop in the hut
When walking 2 or more dogs, when the dogs poop at the same time so you only need to bend down once and use 1 bag to clean it up.
Olive and Charlie gave me a gift of a golden poop this morning.
When a newborn needs his/her diaper changed and the diaper is overflowing.
"OMG I changed the baby's diaper and poop explosion is running down my arm. the wall, the couch...wake up dear, its on your face."
Also known as "stress poo" - It is the act of pooping under incredibly stressful and/or nerve-wracking situations.
"Broha, I'm so nervous awaiting the arrival of my long lost cousin that I'm going to stress poop."
"My parents got a divorce in seventh grade and it caused me to stress poo every morning."
"It's finals season; the forecast is zero sleep and monster, with a high chance of stress poo."
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When you are in the middle of something and all of the sudden you have the uncontrollable urge to poop. This usually happens during a dentist visit or while you are playing in sports game.
Guy 1: why did you leave the game
Guy 2: had an inconvenient poop
Guy 1: bummer
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