Short Pump

Cowboy slang for a small penis.

Two cowboys relieving themselves. One glances down at the other's equipment and says , "You have right short pump there don't you son?"

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One Pumped

Verb: When a man gets a hand hon and cums in one stroke

Did you hear what Shelly did to John?
Ya, she one pumped him!

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Fist Pump

It's when a group of heterosexual guys get together to watch the game sunday. Their favorite team wins and they all get so excited they start fist fucking each other.

Is it gay to fist pump after your team wins the Super Bowl?

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pump it up

A dancing arcade game made by the Korean Company Andamiro after they saw Dance Dance Revolution and decided that it would be cool to make a similar version, but instead of the cardinal directions as dance steps, they made their dance pad with diagonal directions and a center step. While in Dance Dance Revolution, the steps on the screen are coloured differently if they are on the beat, the off beat, or eighth notes, Pump it Up has the upper two steps as orange, the lower two as blue, and the center as yellow.

I have nothing against Pump it Up, but i played Dance Dance Revolution before I started Pump it Up, so it was a little difficult for me. I enjoy playing both, with DDR because I can do the awesome really hard songs, and Pump it Up because the Korean and Banya songs are just kick-ass.

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Pump slap

When you slap your meat rod like it's a cheap hooker. Usually done when tender love isn't enough anymore.

Dang man...Dude was pump slapping his sausage rocket last night...Sounded like it was gonna come through the wall and end up calling 911.

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anal pump

The act of pumping the anus until shit splatters all over the pump-ee.

"I had an anal pump last night and shit all over Mark!"

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Penis Pump

Tori n. This word's meaning started off as a joke and then came to become what it is today as a popular term of teens.

hey, Penis Pump, come here and talk to me.

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