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When you get swole AF, and she can't handle it.
"Jason came at me with his purple package, and now I can barely walk today."
A person with a red slushie and another with a blue slushie have a full makeout sesh and create purple.
Him: Let’s make a purple slushie together!
Her: I’m down
Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.
Me: Oh shit, there is a Purple Penis!
You: Oh fuck, RUN!
Dwarf leprechaun: Hehe, I eat shitttt.
a filthy slut, skank, fat whore.
Julie is a purple manatee.
When you butt chug a bottle of grape soda
Dude, Sam is fucking purple flurping!
An image of interest/funny to you, but you want to hide what it is.
Found this purple couch. Wanna look at it?
any hidden traits or ambitions that show great flamboyance. "Purple," is used rather than, say, green or orange, because it is particularly flamboyant and favored mostly by women and homosexual men. One may imagine the "inner purple" as a shining, glittery ooze filling the thoracic cavity, and smelling of gayness. This substance emerges in those moments of, "Wow, I know you're hetero, but that is the gayest thing I've seen all day."
The inner purple incarnates the flamboyance that resides within us all.
Mr. Macho: "I listened to that CD over the weekend and--- well-- it was just---fab-u-lousss!"
Friend of Macho: "I think I just caught a glimpse of your inner purple."