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Giving birth right into a bear's mouth
She didn't want the baby, so we gave her a "RedNeck Abortion"
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redneck yoga (noun):
1) The process of having wild sex while listening to the John Cena rap album.
2) A process used to retrieve the last Bud Light after it rolls under your IROC Camaro.
1) "Hold on to the bedsheets, Charlene! Me and Cena are gonna fuck you sideways!"
2) "Aw shit Earl! You dropped the last damn beer under your car! Now I have to go all redneck yoga to get it out!"
A crackhead from Dimmsdale, California. Co-founder of Stoner Steve and Redneck Bob Industries.
Hey Redneck Bob, perpskerp or hootnanny?
A redneck who holds no belief in God or Gods.
I live in the South, but religion is honestly overrated to me so I would consider myself a redneck atheist.
Redneck RapRock is a style of music most commonly associated with Rockoetry INC, a music company founded by Tim Moore in the late 1990s. The music in a Redneck RapRock song is dominated by bass and drums, with the lead instrument being usually being the bass. Lyrical themes usually include sex and drugs, and are often fill with obscenities. The most famous Redneck RapRock group would be Morning Wood, a Florida band led by drummer Moore and bassist/vocalist Don Ellis.
Redneck RapRock is a style of music that usually appeals to teenage boys, who are known to like toilet humor and themes connected to sex and drugs.
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Honey, I got you a bouquet of road reflectors, red ones your favorite color, a whole redneck dozen.