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Commonly believed to be a style in which to prepare ribs, popularized by the restaurant Chili's, the Memphis Dry Rub is actually a sexual act. It involves the male rubbing his erect penis along the ribs of a female. This is enhanced with a skinny female, where a rhythmic sound similar to a xylophone can be achieved.
"Yeah, I wanted her to give me a blow-job, but settled for a Memphis Dry Rub when I saw that skinny chick's ribs."
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When you and your homie eat too much chili so you gotta lay down next to each other and rub the shame out each other’s bellies.
Yo me and marshall at so much chili at the potluck we had to find a broom closet and give each other Dutch gut rubs.
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When in the shower you give yourself a tug job, for ladies its Rub-Adub-Rub.
Steve: “Ive got time before class im gonna pull a Rub-Adub-Tug"
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to cross check someone in the lower back repeatedly.
That hoser was giving me a hard time so I gave him a good canadian back rub.
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To insert a "outey" or an belly button facing outward into a woman's uterus
She gave me a belly button rub and it felt real nice
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A harmless request on Canadian Thanksgiving, but not appropriate on any other day by hetrosexual best friends.
Hey Joe, you want to come in the kitchen and rub my turkey? No thanks Brian !
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