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The darkest day in mankind history. Forced to pick the gold that grew from the sacred Mongolian tree, Mongolians rushed to be the first to gather the sweet nectar bars of currency. As ladders did not exist, people were flung via catapults in order to rach the branches. The success rate of hitting the tree and avoiding a plummenting splatty death was .01%. The lucky few who made it on to the trees would be poked to death by the waiting Mongolians' sticks and cell phones. Only man mongonlian participating survived the battle, Sum yung-mahn, received the 75 gold bars the tree possessed, and then proceeded to burn down the tree with a box of matches, perventing others from returning for a second gold growing. Since gold grows on Trees and is not a mineral, it would take rare gold seeds to replenish the source years later. When Sum tried to cash in his effort, he was shcoked to find that Mongolia has just be taken off the gold standard. Now holding useless bars of tree metal, Sum Yung-mahn was a poor broken man. He lated invented Buddism.
The Mongolian Gold Rush of 1845 was such a useless and pointless war.
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When the Rush Limbaugh show started in 1988, many callers would express how much they loved the show. It took a lot of air time, so he asked them to just say "dittos" to agree with previous callers who like the show. It doesn't mean that they agree with everything he says. If you were one of his 30 million listeners you would know this.
I'm an admitted Rush Limbaugh Ditto Head because I like the show, not because I always agree with him.
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the worst video game soundtrack in existence
Sonic Rush is shit.
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Drug an old rich widows cougar drink at a club. Take her to a cheap hotel room, fuck her til she passes out, steal all of her jewelry and leave before she wakes up...
I pulled the good ole San Francisco Gold Rush again last night...
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A fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm is the stoned on Maui Wowie, popper-bating, kind of orgasm a guy has when he masturbates with a fleshlight like I'm going to do tonight.
I need a fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm!
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A fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off with a fleshlight while he's smoking weed and blows his load into it.
I smoked some mish-mican and gave myself an awesome fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm!
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A phrase that means rush B plant in CS:GO, ussualy used by slavs, aggression version of Rush B.
Hey Johnny Hitler, Rush B suka blyat!
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