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The Rusty Poodle was invented by Kevin Maher back in 2005 after a conversation took place at a Financial company with an elderly client who enjoyed discussing her dog, Rusty The Poodle.
After recognizing the potential sexual implication that a Rusty Poodle could have, he found it necessary to immediately define it.
Rusty in sexual terms often refers to the anus, as in "Rusty Sheriff's Badge" and/or "Rusty Trombone"
Poodles are a breed of dog with the most prominent identifying feature of extremely curly hair.
Therefore, a Rusty Poodle can best be descibed as such:
"While a man sexually penetrates his partner in the anus, he simultaneously shaves his pubic hairs. Once a significant pile of pubic hairs has formed, the man then removes his penis and dips it into the pile of shaved pubic hairs.
The man then requests that his partner orally service him, and in turn the partner will taste not only their own anus, but the pubic hairs that were shaven."
"Rusty" refers to the ANUS, while "Poodle" refers to PUBIC HAIRS.
Used in a sentence, Rusty Poodle can be employed as both a VERB and a NOUN.
NOUN - "I can't wait to give my girlfriend a Rusty Poodle tonight."
VERB - "I am going to Rusty Poodle that bitch tonight!"
See Definition Above for uses as both a VERB and a NOUN.
"I can not wait to give my girlfriend a Rusty Poodle tonight"
"I plan on Rusty Poodling her the best I ever have!!"
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when a girl tosses a guys salad and does a reach around at the same time.
(reach around is a hand job from behind and tossing salad is lick the hole)
dude that chick just gave me a rusty trumbone, what a whore
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When a female farts doo-doo feces and male excrement onto her partner. A sexual move used by the Ancient Hawaiians.
"Susan gave me the best Rusty Toaster last evening"
"There's cum and poop on my peenus because Carol gave me such a rusty toaster."
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The color of sperm being ejected out of an anus after anal intercourse.
I showed that girl I met at the club how to make rusty gold.
ass anal sex creampie anal creampie
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A variation of the Rusty Trombone wherein two adult males who work long hours in close proximity, generally in mill or plant work, resort sexual acts to pass time, ending their evening with a rusty trombone
After two years of 12 hour shifts Mr. Smith finally asked if R.W. Would like to go all dusty rusty with the evening.
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While in the act of anal sex, the 'giver' withdraws his penis and the 'taker' snorts a rail of cocaine off of the 'rusty' penis.
That bitch was such a dirty slut she begged to do a rusty rail off of my cock.
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A Rusty Anchovy is when you grab an anchovy out of the fridge and cover it with tabaco sauce. You then insert the anchovy into the rectum and slowly pull it out. The flexibility and slimeyness of the anchovy, as well as the cool feel of the anchovy while being warm from the hot sauce cause and unusual, but not unpleasant feeling.
Parton: i was wondering what the chef special was today?
Waiter: The chef special is always rusty anchovies with a side of fries.
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