The act of ejaculating on your partners face, followed by the immediate and subsequent need to shit in your own hand, rubbing the two substances together on your significant other's nose.
Be sure to use concise clockwise movements to ensure the salad is mixed in well.
Get ready, i'm about to give you an African Salad.
You should've seen the look on her face when I tossed up an African Salad for her.
I actually heard that if you rub in the African Salad well enough, it works as a really great moisturiser.
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while sleeping next to a partner you cant seem to elude the tickling ways of their hair
Perturbations abounded last night as i could not seem to avoid the hair salad Megan kept stuffing in my face.
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A salad girl is a girl or group of girls with a fake/superficial valley girl style talking that have lots of arrogance and no intelligence brought to a conversation. Conceded airhead.
A bitchy valley girl that talks about eating salads to show off being healthy. When she says the word "salad" it sounds like "sall-ad" with her mouth left open and slack jaw, followed by a bitch face.
"Ew are you really going to eat that?! Oh my gawd, I totally need to get a salad for lunch." -salad girl
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little steves licked my bum hole.hes justed tossed my salad
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A grotesquely hairy vagina.
If you want gorilla salad go to East Windsor.
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Nick-name for Al Asad air base in Iraq.
They are screwing this up at Ass Salad.
(About as fucked up as ass salad.)
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A term used to describe a mardy bitch who presides over the salad bar of any given accomodation refectory provided for first year university students.
"I hate the fucking Salad Queen!"
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