Seat Snarf

A person who goes to bicycle races for the sole purpose of sniffing the bike seats.

Be careful with thay James guy. I hear he's a seat snarf.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

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Arthur’s Seat

A nickname for a threesome for when you’re in Edinburgh.

They hiked Arthur’s Seat all night in Pollock Halls.

Fecked Seat

A form for banning fugly seats in the barbers whenever a droob comes to die.

Ooh,fecked seat sucks especially when a male does that.

Straight Seat

The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.

"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."

"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."

Seat Arona

El SEAT Arona es el SUV urbano por excelencia y con un diseño dinámico, en el cual tú pones tus propias definiciones al crear tu propio camino.

Persona 1: ¡Mira ya llego Lorena con su SEAT Arona!

Persona 2: WOW, con que facilidad se estacionó.

broccoli seats

Something Esther made up to describe seats in a theater she doesn’t like.

I don’t like the broccoli seats in the theatre.