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some one with really short legs
that kev's a bit of a short arse
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To not fully fuck the woman to her satisfaction but well enough/long enough to get off yourself - i.e. not give her the whole penis or only fuck her for a short period of time
She pissed me off but I was horny so I short-stroked her...
Dude - I totally rationed out that cock - short-stroked her this time and if she is nice, I'll give her a little more next time...
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A person obsessed with wearing dirty under garments on their head.
Damn son. Came home yesterday and Rainwater had his head in my laundry bin. That kid is a short-sniffer.
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when someone "shorts you" they are treating you/giving you/assuming that you are less than what you are worth.
"Dont you ever let any man/woman short you."
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1) disposable plasti - diapers/ pull-ups put upon ghetto children by their ghetto mother counterparts - usually worn all day or for extended periods of time in place of actual clothing.
Day-shorts accessories commonly include: A shirt or top that is too small, rotten formula bottle, binky, or sippy cup in hand, velcro fastened sandals with dirty white socks, snot running from nose to mouth, and neck folds dirty and a face that is stained with Cool-aid.
2) shorts worn for extended periods of time (all day - or for days) by slovenly men and /or gamer-geeks - usually the gym shorts / basketball practice shorts found in the clearance rack at Wally-world or Kmart or Target.
To be truly "authentic", mens' day shorts are seldom/never washed and have "mystery" stains readily visible by black light
Yo, did you check that hoody rat's crumb? That kid was runnin' wild in the store - with his day-shorts all crackling, dirt-neck and his face all snotty, looking for his sippy up and his mama!
-Bro, what'd you do this weekend?
-Yo I just chilled the whole time in my day-shorts. Played some CoD, some WoW, and checked a few new smut sites and rubbed it out a few times.
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When a girl is wearing a pair in too short, too tight shorts & her hoo-haa looks like a taco. Also known as camel toe
That girl should have gotten a size bigger on her shorts, they definitely look like taco shorts on her!
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A type of jean short, usually self-cut. MUST be made out of tight jeans (usually girls jeans or tight fitting mens jeans) Worn by men and hipster girls alike, awkward shorts are the awkward length that are not quite capris, but not quite short shorts. At least partially covers knee or flirts dangerously with exposing the whole knee, the amount of coverage depends on how 'hip' you are, without exposing the delicate balance (too short and they will just be jorts )
Often features uneven cutting techniques or totally uneven leg lengths (usually rolled up a notch or frayed to hide this) and should be worn with an American Apparel V neck, or, with knees exposed, a Deep V.
It's so hot out. Look at all these kids walking around in awkward shorts! They got their ray bans from a thrift store. I wonder how old that jersey is...
Guy: I stole my girlfriends pants but they were too short on me so I cut them and made these awkward shorts.
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