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a more civil synonym for half assing something
student A: man i can't believe we have to write an entire essay on osmosis through the epidermis by tommorow.
student B: just single cheek it.
Kraft American cheese singles great to make grilled cheeses with.
Recipe: take two slices of bread
Take two slices of Kraft singles American cheese, put the cheese on the bread, heat up on a stove with butter on each side of the bread, heat up til cheese is melted.
When you've been single for a while, you officially come aboard the single train, where you will most likely be lonely for the rest of your life. To drive the single train means you've been single for a very long time.
Person 1: Bro I gotta get back into dating, I've been on the single train for a whole year now
Person 2: ha lonely ass hoe
National singles day is a day for single people to buy themselves cards, do skincare or buy themselves that one thing that they’ve been wanting. On this day please appreciate yourself and show yourself and your single friends some love :)
This day falls on February 14th
Person 1:“I hate being single.. especially on Valentine’s Day..”
Person 2: “Hey! It’s National singles day too! please appreciate yourself <3”
Dysphoric singleness is the state of being unable to enter a romantic relationship due to being perpetually rejected.
She's going through Dysphoric singleness
(n) A man who is marries several women at once.
His family practice single polygamy in every marriage.
As you're doing your female companion from behind and lick your thumb to jam it up her ass and she gives your the single eye look when she turns her head.
"Man jim, I was fucking Becky and she gave me the old single fish eye"