Sir Text-A-Lot

A dude who is always busy texting random women and is continuously distracted from everything else going on around him.

Hey, Sir Text-A-Lot, it’s your turn at the pool table, everyone is waiting.

Idiotic Sir

An person of the Male gender of the human species who has the title of “sir” but is a total douchebag and an idiot.

Timmy: “Bro that guy has total class but he’s an idiotic douchebag”
Arthur: “Oh, he’s a total Idiotic Sir

nah sir

Informal way of saying “No, sir”. Used a lot in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs.

“Need a count?”
“Nah sir.”

Sir M

A dumb bitch in a discord sever

There’s a Sir M in our sever

w sir

this phrase is said when sir does literally anything

*sir dabs and hits the folks

everyone: “w sir”

Sir disease

When you go to a cvs or checkout and they always call you sir and you feel great shame also known as white mans disease

Goddamnit they called me sir again

Why do people always call me sir? I must have sir disease

Sir Swag

Someone who is very swag, regardless of gender or name.

What should I call you?
Oh you can call me Sir Swag.