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Kirkwood Ski Team

The most fun ski team in the best mindset cheering everyone on! We are here to have fun because winning is fun!

You should try Kirkwood ski teaming it’s much better!

by bubbleisbae February 23, 2020


ski club form

It is when you go to your girlfriends house and smash her little sister.

Hey can I have your ski club form

by Young money thug December 20, 2016


track-ski

The process of pulling the skis off the ground on a snowmobile..

I did a sick track-ski across the field for at least 100yards last night...

by Slim-hunter January 29, 2020


Nordic skiing

Nordic skiing, aka undoubtedly

the hardest winter sport that not only requires top physical condition but also the mental capacity to suffer year round.

Nordic skiers choose a life of uphill skiing to maximize their short time on earth. They suffer year round and hold competitions to see who can suffer the best in front of crowds of parents (North America) or adoring fans (Europe). When not actively suffering, Nordic skiers agonize whether they are suffering too little. If one is not tough enough to handle this, perhaps they should embrace the advent of a chairlift.

While most skiers tend to act gay in nature, they are actually straight and enjoy a good fuck with their ski friends of the opposite sex.

The male skiers are generally ripped because of their peak physical condition, and have huge dicks, much bigger than basketball players.

They girls are almost as hot as dancers and volleyball girls, but they have the best asses out of all sports.

Anyone who talks trash about cross country skiing either hasn’t done it, or tried and failed so they quit because they don’t have the skills or brains required to be fast.

« Man Nordic skiing is so cool it’s such a hard sport and they are so good at sex »

by Ski man 1234 February 7, 2020


ski boyfriend

fake boyfriend you have when skiing; like a work boyfriend

Maddy has a ski boyfriend, he’s all she talks about

by jyllhatesabey January 29, 2022


handicapped skiing

When someone is riding a penis and also manipulating two other members with their hands. 4 people involved, one rider, one "ski cart" and two others to provide the poles !

Dude, last night was crazy...I didn't think Jenny was such a sick Handicapped Skier ! (<- Handicapped Skier substituted for Handicapped Skiing for context)

by STS_74 April 1, 2018


ski-uationship

A situationship that goes skiing together.

I think they are in a ski-uationship’

by Efsorensen March 10, 2024