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The cheerful celebratory dance of manhood. Usually, though not necessarily, performed after a nice hot shower. Often used as an emotional outlet when feeling: cheeky, happy, horny or bored; Also very useful when communing with nature while in the nude. The traditional slap dance is performed by twisting the torso back and forth very rapidly while keeping both feet squarely planted. This rapid twisting motion propels the penis (and often the scrotum as well) from side to side causing an incontrovertible “slapping” effect as the aforementioned articles collide violently with the legs.
Whenever I’m feeling depressed, I just think about the time I caught Seabass doing the slap dance in front of our bathroom mirror with my pink shower cap on, and I feel much better.
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Youths trying to act rude can be most male and female randomly slapping people either complete strangers or people they know. More recently it is private school kids in London(have been some cases in southend) trying to prove they arent lil rich kids. Started in public schools. After it was made illegal the name has been changed and there are now many different names plus many different variations of how it's done.
Group of boys aged 15 approach me from behind nd happy slap me. i spin round, grab the phone and through it under a passing bus. Phone completely crushed. Me laughing.
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When a stripper on the stage looks at you with her legs spread and starts slapping her vagina with her hand like the "slap-chop" vegatable cutter on the infomercial.
Did you see that chick last night hittin her pussy like a fuckin "slap-chop"! Looked like she was trying to dice a whole bag of oinions
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When a person pours soda on the back of a person's head to make the hair sticky (like dank mj) and then slaps them in the back of the head and yells "dank!" in a deep voice.
I was pissed that Danny wouldn't let me play his video game so I dank slapped him.
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A prank, usually which teenagers, in which a boy goes up behind a girl, grabs her bra through the shirt, pulls it back, and let's it go, making the strap slap her back.
"Damnitt! Todd just Strap Slapped me."
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To slap one with a hand that is covered in
semen
Dammit, who had the bright fucking idea of mop slapping me?
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(verb) This is a Word coined by Sabonisfan3386 during one of the weekly Oregonlive.com Blazer chats. The word first appeared on the chat recorded on Thursday, May 31. It was used to describe current Portland Trailblazers General Manager Kevin Pritchard's incredible tenure with the Trailblazers organization that began with his infusion of a positive culture into a franchise in dire need of a positive identity, His selection of the Rookie of the year, Brandon Roy, and has culminated in the top selection for the 2007 NBA Draft.
The word is a clever adaptation of the common prase "bitch-slapped"
1. Danny Ainge got Pritch-slapped in the 2006 NBA Draft when he traded his lottery selection (Brandon Roy) and Raef LaFrentz to Portland for Sebastian Telfair and Theo Ratliff (AKA garbage players).
2. Every NBA team with a higher percentage chance to land the No. 1 pick in the 2007 NBA Draft got Pritch-Slapped when it was announced that the Trailblazers had won the rights to the top selection.
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