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douche-spanked

when you get verbally abused by another adult for being a major douche

I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip

by tjdabomb August 26, 2011


Spank Sauce

Sauce that is released from the penis while in the anus.

"Eernie", "yes Bert " " I'm gonna put some Spank Sauce in your ass"

by CockedBlock69 March 13, 2018


barber spank

Spanking the monkey underneath the barber's cape.

Gina's titty rub against my shoulder while getting my fade. Had to unzip and low-key barber spank.

by ChillyFishH20 August 19, 2017


spank robbery

To be interrupted during a masterbating session. Interruption can be for numerous reasons, for example: wife/gf, parents, door bell ring, phone call.

I had the house to myself on my day off. I was going to enjoy some self love but my wife came early stopping me early. She committed an act of spank robbery.

by West Texas Red Dirt March 21, 2017


gang spank

When a bunch of your homies "spank" your ass with their penis's

" my cousin told me how he got gang spanked last night. He was so happy!"

by Saladtosser81 March 21, 2018


backward dong spank

When a man backs up to a female naked (butt to butt) and they both bend forward with legs slightly spread apart and he bends his penis until it slaps spanks her pussy repeatedly.

Was thinking about you and doing the backward dong spank.

by Trixie9 February 25, 2020


crank it and spank it

When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.

Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.

Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”

by Shh shh shh August 1, 2022